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Insults Database - probably the funniest Insults in the world . . .

Insult collection - 1

 

Your Mama's So fat, when she steps on a scale, it read '...to be continued'


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I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.


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God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.


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See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.


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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.


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There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.


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The eyes are the window to the mind and your eyes look like the holes in a privy.


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She has more faces than Mount Rushmore.


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception


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Your Mama's So fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway



 

 

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