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Insults Database - probably the funniest Insults in the world . . .

Insult collection - 3

 

You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!


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I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


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Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.


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Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.


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When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.


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In fact, he has the perfect weapon against muggers - his face!


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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.


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Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.


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You would be out of your depth in a car park puddle.


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I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit for the one thing you've done yourself?



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