A Russian, a Cuban, an American and his Lawyer are in a train
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and his Lawyer are in a train.
The Russian takes a bottle of Vodka out of his pack, pours some
into a glass, drinks it, and says: 'In USSR, we have the best vodka
in the world. And we have so much of it, we can just throw it
away...' and throws the rest of the bottle out the window. All the
others are quite impressed.
The Cuban opens a pack of cigars, takes one and begins to smoke
it saying: 'In Cuba, we have the best cigars in the world and we
have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...' and
throws the pack of havanas out the window. One more time, everybody
is quite impressed.
The American just says: 'I don't know about best but...' and
throws the Lawyer out the window.