A fellow walks into a bar
A fellow walks into a bar with a ten-inch, scowling man on his
shoulder. He orders a drink. The little man jumps off the shoulder,
drinks a third of the drink and climbs back up. The fellow then
orders a sandwich. The little man likewise devours a third of the
After this goes on for two more drinks, the bartender says, 'Hey
buddy, I don't usually pry into customers' private affairs, but
what the heck is it with that little guy?'
The customer replies, 'Well, I found a bottle on the beach. When
I uncorked it, out popped a genie. He gave me one wish. I asked for
a 10-inch prick, and the genie shrunk my lawyer!'