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Weird Websites - Marriage Jokes - The best wedding and marriage jokes in the world. With a few on divorce thrown in just for fun!!!

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A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said; 'I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.' So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was 90.

 

 

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