Two Old Ladies About Their Husband
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench complaining about their husbands.
'My husband's losing his mind,' one lady said. 'Last week he went out and spent $400 for a waterbed.'
'That sounds exciting,' the other lady said.
'Exciting, hell,' the first old lady said. 'The way my husband's thing has been reacting the last few years, that waterbed might as well be the Dead Sea.'
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