Son & his Father
A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' And the father replied, 'I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.'
A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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