Insurance salesman to housewife
An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to buy a life insurance policy. 'Just imagine if your husband was to die tomorrow,' he said. 'What would you get?'
'Oh, a Labrador dog, I think,' replied the housewife. 'They're so well-behaved.
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