A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.
'What will you do if I die before you do?' husband asked wife.
After some thought, she said, 'I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.'
Then wife asked husband, 'What will you do if I die first?'
He replied, 'Probably the same thing.'
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