During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a woman from the back of the theater yelled out, 'Hey, how'd you do that?'
'I could tell you, sir', the magician answered, ' But then I'd have to kill you.'
After a short pause, she yelled back, 'Ok, then. Just tell my husband!'
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