The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When he confronted his wife, she simply said, 'It's my turn.'
'What do you mean, your turn?' yelled the husband.
'In bed,' she explained, 'You've been making early withdrawals for years. Now, it's my turn.'
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