Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife,
'When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.'
Wife, 'No, I can't marry anyone after you.'
Johnson, 'But I want you to.'
Wife, 'But why?'
Johnson, 'Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!'
<< Now check out our 100 other wedding and marriage jokes (many are perfect for those best man and bridegroom speeches) >>