What shall we call the baby joke
Mother says to daughter: If a boy is getting to frisky, just stop and ask 'What will we call the baby?'
That's a good idea the girl thinks, so she tries it out.
One day she is making out with a boy and things start to get a little overheated. She stops and says 'What are we gonna call the baby?' and the boy bails.
Great she thinks, this works well.
She keeps using this line for a few years till she gets to the point where she is wanting things to go 'too far' herself.
She is making out with her boyfriend on the banks of a fast moving river. Things are getting really racy, he puts on a condom and makes love to her.
When he is done, he takes it off, ties a knot in the end and throws it in the river.
Blissfully dazed and confused, she says 'What will we call the baby?'
He just laughs and says 'Babe, if he can get out of that one we'll call him 'Houdini'!'
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