Bob is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bob just dates and dates.
Finally a friend asks him, 'What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?'
'No,' Bob replies. 'I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!'
'Listen,' his friend suggests, 'Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ol' Mother?'
Many weeks go by and again Bob and his friend get together. 'So Bob. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?'
Bob shrugs his shoulders, 'Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became fast friends.'
So do I owe you congratulations? 'Are you and this girl engaged, yet?'
'I'm afraid not, my Father can't stand her!'
<< Now check out our 100 other wedding and marriage jokes (many are perfect for those best man and bridegroom speeches) >>