When her recently diseased husband’s will was read, a widow learned he had left the greater part of his fortune to another woman.
Furious, she raised to change the inscription on her spouse’s tombstone.
“Sorry, lady,” said the stonecutter. “I inscribed “Rest in peace” on your orders. I can’t change it now.”
“Very well,” she said grimly. “Just add ‘Until We Meet Again.’”
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