A Man won a lottery
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Pack up your things! I just won the lottery!'
His wife replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?'
The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'
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