Bride & Husband About Children
The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, 'After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy.'
Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, 'Well, I hope you'll love the third one just as if it's your own.'
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