'Wasn't yesterday your and your wife's first wedding anniversary? What is it like having being married to a mathematician for a whole year?'
'She just filed for divorce...'
'I don't believe it! Did you forget about your wedding day?'
'No. Actually, on my way back home from work, I stopped at a flower store and bought a bouquet of red roses for my wife. When I came home, I gave her the roses and said: `I love you.''
'So, what happened?!'
'Well, she took the roses, slapped them around my face, kicked me in the groin, and threw me out of our apartment...'
'What a bitch!'
'No, no... it's all my fault... I should have said: `I love you and only you.'.'
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