Four brothers were successful doctors and lawyers. They decided to give their elderly mother a gift.
One gave her a big house.
Another gave her a big $100,000.00 theater for her new house.
Another gave her an expensive car.
The fourth son said, 'Listen, you know, too, she can't see very well. I met this priest who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 priests 12 yrs. to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000. a year for 20 years to the church.' Let me tell you, it was worth it! All Mama has to do is name a chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.' The other brothers were so impressed.