Go to School
One early morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. 'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!'
Son: 'But why Mom? I don't want to go.'
Mom: 'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
Son: 'Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!'
Mom: 'Oh, that's no reason to not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.'
Son: 'Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'
Mom: 'Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!'