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Mother and Mother's Day Jokes - Probably the funniest Mommy Humour on the Internet

Duties Of Mom

 

You know you're a mother when you're up each night until
10:00 pm, vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying,
loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing,
ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing
diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills,
budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to
bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling,
feeding, swinging, playing ball, bike riding, pushing
trucks, cuddling dolls, roller blading, catching, blowing
bubbles, running sprinklers, sliding, taking walks,
coloring, crafting, jumping rope, raking, trimming,
planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking
/feeding the dog.
You get up at 5:30 am, and you have no
time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet -
you still manage to gain ten pounds.

 

 

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