At A Lunch
Three Jewish mothers met for lunch:
'Oi, Oi, have I had a week!' The first cried, 'On Monday my daughter's husband of 15 years, the father of my three grandchildren announces he's leaving her for another woman!'
'You think you got problems?' Exclaimed the second lady, 'My son has left his wife to set up home with the man next door!'
'That's nothing!' Declared the third, 'I've lost my cleaner!'