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Mother and Mother's Day Jokes - Probably the funniest Mommy Humour on the Internet

Whose Daughter's the Best

 

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring. 'There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice,' said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. 'Every summer, she takes me to the Catskills for a week, and every winter, we spend a week at Delray Beach.'

'That's nothing compared to what my Anna does for me,' declared Mrs. Jones proudly. 'Every winter, she treats me to two weeks in Miami, and in the summer, two weeks in the Hamptons, in my own private guest house.'

Mrs. Smith sat back with a proud smile. 'Nobody loves her mother like my Jackie does. Nobody.'

'So what does she do?' asked the two women, turning to her.

'Three times a week, she gets into a cab, goes to the best psychiatrist in the city, and pays him a hundred and fifty dollars an
hour - just to talk about me!'

 

 

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