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Mother and Mother's Day Jokes - Probably the funniest Mommy Humour on the Internet

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A Jewish mother is walking with her small son along the shore, enjoying the sounds and smells of the ocean.

Suddenly, without warning, a huge wave comes in and washes the boy out to sea. The woman screams, but no one is nearby, and she can't swim. She sees her son's head bobbing up and down as he cries for help and moves farther and farther from shore.

Desperate, she sinks to her knees in the sand. Pleading with God for mercy, she swears she will devote herself to good causes and be faithful in attending synagogue if God will spare her only child.

Suddenly another huge wave crashes in, and deposits her son, wet but unhurt on the sand. She lifts her face to the heavens, extends both arms and cries...

'He had a HAT!!!!'

 

 

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