The Red Sweater
A Jewish mother sends her son a red sweater and a blue sweater for Channukkah. He is soon going to visit her but can't figure out which sweater to wear. Having become completely stressed, he finally chooses the blue sweater, puts in on, and heads for his mother's house. She opens the door and instead of making sure he arrived alright, simply asks him, 'What, you didn't like the red sweater?'