SECRET OF VIRILITY
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex.
Elmer says, 'Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!'
Leon replies, 'You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?'
To which Elmer said, 'Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I'm not kidding!'
So the second old man rushed to the store.
The clerk asks the old man, 'May I help you?'
'Yes, I'd like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please,' said Leon.
'That's a lot of bread! It's sure to get hard before you're done!' the clerk remarked.
Leon replies, 'Damn! Does everyone know about this except me?'