Signs that your getting old
Signs You're Getting Old
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
You're the one calling the police because the kids next door won't turn down their stereo.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
Eating fried chicken at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
A $5.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
'I just can't drink the way I used to,' replaces, 'I'm never going to drink that much again.'
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.