Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers, 'Yes.'
Jacob: 'Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism?'
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins and sleeping pills?'
Jacob: 'Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts.'