Good & bad news
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: 'I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?'
Patient: 'Well, give me the bad news first.'
Doctor: 'You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.'
Patient: 'OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???'
Doctor: 'You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.'