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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called a 'Monday.'


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What we fight against defines us as clearly as all we embrace.


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A journey of a thousand miles always begins with one step. (ancient Egyptian proverb)


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Love is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. (Helen Hayes)


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the best one liner

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.


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Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried. (Winston Churchill)


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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. (Rev. Larry Lorenzoni)


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People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.


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great one liners

Do they ever shut up on your planet?


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Bizarre joke

I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.



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