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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 273

 

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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. (Evan Esar)


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Quick one liner

Write injuries in the sand, kindnesses in marble.


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insulting one liners

I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted paychecks.


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Best quote

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?


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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bid child. (Danish Proverb)


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Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Pointless. (Rowan Atkinson)


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best one liner

Big doesn't necessarily mean better..sunflowers aren't better than violets.


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Unusual quip

Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' (Charlie Brown)


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one liner quotes

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.


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the best one liner

Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!



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