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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 224

 

best short jokes

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


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Bizarre quip

He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good. (Yiddish Proverb)


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Best short joke

In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something less, because passing civilisation along from one generation to the next ought to be the highest honour and the highest responsibility anyone could have.(Lee Iacocca)


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Unusual quip

We crucify ourselves between two thieves- regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow.


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Funny joke

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. (Oscar Wilde)


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Silly Jokes

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.


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short line jokes

He who laughs last thinks slowest.


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Strange quip

Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. (John Wooden)


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naughty one liners

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out. (Vaclav Havel)


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one liner jokes

That which you cannot give away, you don't possess; it possesses you.



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