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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 202

 

Famous quip

Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.


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clean short jokes

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. (Shakespeare)


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short naughty jokes

How do I set my laser printer on stun?


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witty one liners

Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!


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Famous one liner

Learning is forging a head.


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best short jokes

Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.


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Strange quip

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.


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Unusual one liner

You always find something in the last place you look.


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free short jokes

But the lies we live will always be confessed in the stories that we tell. (Orson Scott Card)


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adult one liners

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.



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