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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 6

 

Amusing one liner

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.


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men one liners

The best bridge between hope and despair is often a good night's sleep.


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short naughty jokes

Kindness: a language the deaf can hear, the blind can see, and the mute can speak.


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Amusing one liner

We confess to little faults only to persuade ourselves that we have no great ones. (La Rochefoucauld)


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Bizarre one liner

We must wake ourselves up! Or somebody else will take our place, and bear our cross, and thereby rob us of our crown. (William Booth)


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insulting one liners

Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.


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Strange one liner

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


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If you came and you found a strange man teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it. (Jerome Singer)


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best one liners

The moral test of any society is how is treats its weakest: children, elderly, sick, needy and handicapped. (Senator Hubert Humphrey)


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one liners

And on the 8th day, God sobered up.



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