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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 207

 

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No matter what happens Today. You must remember that...Today will be Tomorrow's past, and Tomorrow will be Today. (Patty Satjapot)


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greatest one liners

Saying remain meaningless until they are embodied in actions. (Kahlil Gibran)


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Amusing one liner

I have no intention of telling you my real name


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funny one liners

A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor. (African proverb)


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Best quote

Silence is golden but shouting is fun.


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Funny 1 liner quote

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.


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clean one liners

Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one.


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Famous quote

No one would remember the good Samaritan if he had only good intentions. He had money as well. (Margaret Thatcher)


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quick one liners

Guests and fish start to stink after two days. (Spanish Proverb)


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sick one liners

Fear grows from what we don't know, faith comes from what we do.



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