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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 197

 

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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest - Mark Twain


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Lord grant me the courage to do the things I can, the serenity to accept the things I can't, and the wisdom to know the difference.


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The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from.


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Surely it's no coincidence that the word 'listen' is an anagram of the word 'silent'.


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We can admire what we see, but we can only love what we truly know.


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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.


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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


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Amusing quip

No man ever repented on his deathbed of being a Christian. (Hannah Moore)


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sick one liners

Good intentions are like seed pods that blow away in the wind, but good acts are like the seed planted in fertile soil.


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Best quote

Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.



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