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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 126

 

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It is not the moutain ahead that's wearing me out, it's the grain of sand in my shoe.


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When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.


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We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't know. (Dr. Larry Lea)


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Men tell you the facts, but God will tell you the truth!


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Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservations. (Elton Trueblood)


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Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.


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God loves us not because of who we are, but because of who He is.


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Famous quip

Dare to think for yourself


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It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.


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Bizarre quip

Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean.



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