Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . . Weird Websites. . .

The ONLY site on the internet where everything is guaranteed to be completely WEIRD!!

<< Being weird on the Internet since 1848 >>

Utterly Weird

Weirdness

Jokes
Riddles

Poems

Stories

Pictures

Animals

Real or Fake?

Fashion

Videos

Philosophy

Cartoons

Anime

Rocky Horror

Urban Myths

Facts

Ugly People

Famous People

Auctions

Gadgets & Stuff

Names

Illusions

Webcams

Art

Quotes

Bits and Bobs

Strange Laws

Foods

Inventions

Weird Games

Humor Scripts

Photography

Limericks

Phobias

Proverbs & Sayings

Pull a Funny Face

Words

Graffiti

Face Paint Body Art

Top Song Lyrics

Movie Song Lyrics

Lyrics

Song Lyrics

Tattoos

Vintage Postcards

Wine Labels

World Population

FREE

DIET

PLANS

Google Ideas

 

A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 170

 

one liners and proverbs

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


= = = = = = = = = =



Strange quip

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.
But . . . an onion a day keeps everyone away.


= = = = = = = = = =



short blonde jokes

Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it. (Mitchell's Law of Committees)


= = = = = = = = = =



Best quip

If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality.


= = = = = = = = = =



cool one liners

Don't be concerned others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others. (Confucius)


= = = = = = = = = =



men one liners

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do. That is character! - (Theodore Roosevelt)


= = = = = = = = = =



one liners good

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.


= = = = = = = = = =



birthday one liners

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead, and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75% of this world.


= = = = = = = = = =



Unusual Quote

Have an adequate day.


= = = = = = = = = =



insulting one liners

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.



<-- Previous     |     Next -->

 

 

<< Now check out our 4000 other funny One - Liners - Yep, that's right we have over 4000 hilarious one liners to amuse and entertain you!!! >>

 

 

More One - Liners

 

More Jokes

 

 

 

<< Note our one liner jokes have been submitted by a number of contributors - if you find anything that you think should not appear here please contact the webmaster >>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Must Buy eBook

medusa myths beautiful girls gorgon

Amazon: 

USA: $0.99 UK: 0.70
Amazon USA

Amazon UK

Must Buy eBook

cat ebook funny

Amazon: 

USA:  $0.99 UK: 0.80
Amazon USA 

Amazon UK

Funny Books

Funny Books

Funny Books

Funny Books

scottish humour books

Funny Books

lazy sods guide to sex

Funny Books

funny chat room wind ups windups book
 

 

Note: Many of photos and other items on this site have been submitted by friends of the site. We try not to infringe copyright but if you do have copyright to any picture (or anything else) and wish it removed please contact the webmaster. webmaster(@)weird-websites.info