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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 230

 

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If the desire to need is measured by the value of something, then you my darling are quite simply priceless. (Derek Breslin)


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best short jokes

A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago.


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Suffering well borne is better than suffering removed.


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To forgive calls upon our love-- to forget calls upon our strength.


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Those who want to learn listen; those who know it all interrupt.


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Humpty Dumpty was pushed


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men one liners

He who laughs last thinks slowest.


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silly one liners

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen. (Pauline Frederick)


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clean short jokes

Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind. (Albert Einstein)


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Unusual one liner

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.



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