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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 262

 

Strange one liner

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry.


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one liner quotes

One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.


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Best joke

Learn to listen, opportunity often knocks softly.


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Silly Jokes

Forms follow function. And often obliterates it.


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quick one liners

By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.


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clean jokes one liners

All animals, except man, know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it. (Samuel Butler)


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Bizarre quote

I like the way your mind malfunctions.


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Unusual one liner

To foretell the destiny of a nation, one has to open the book of her past. (Dr. Jose P. Rizal)


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humorous one liners

Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.


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one liners and proverbs

Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake.



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