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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 161

 

Bizarre one liner

A budget is something we go without to stay within.


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Amusing quip

To do two things at once is to do neither.


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the best one liners

If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there.


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clean jokes one liners

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.


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naughty one liners

One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment. (Merle Shain)


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Best one liner

Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.


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Best joke

There are no hopeless situations -- only people who are hopeless about them. (Dinah Shore)


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Bizarre one liner quote

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


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Strange quote

Don't let time take control of your destiny. Let your destiny take control of your time. (Ulrick Ricardo Milord)


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Quick Quote

I have learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. (James Rhinehart)



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