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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let the people look into your mind. (Bruce Barton)


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One Youngster was explaining to another what 'mixed emotions' meant. 'It's like watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk,' he said.


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You can employ men and hire hands to work for you, but you must win their hearts to have them work with you. (Tiorio)


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Death or compliance - now that's not too much to ask for, is it?


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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.


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It is taken me all my life to understand that it is not necessary to understand everything. (Rene Coty)


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It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.


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People want the front of the bus; back of the church and centre of attention.


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Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of.


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It is the wounded oyster that mends its shell with the pearl.



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