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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 78

 

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Love is not just gazing at each other but looking together in the same direction.


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There is only one real failure in life that is possible, and that is not to be true to the best we know. (Frederick Farrar)


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Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your life. (Chinese proverb)


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Best joke

Cynic: n. Someone who sees things the way they really are.


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Bizarre quote

People forget how fast you did a job- but they remember how well you did it.


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Strange joke

Sign at animal shelter, Children left unattended will be given a puppy or a kitten.


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Unusual quip

Success of today resulted from the failure of yesterday.


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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. (Yakov Smirnoff)


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Everyone leaves footprints in you memory, but the ones that leave footprints in your heart are the ones you will truely remember. (Nicholas Sperling)


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Strange quote

Overheard during a particular long sermon, 'If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?'



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