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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 7

 

Best quip

A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.


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filthy one liners

Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.


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Strange quip

Passion: A feeling you feel when you feel a feeling you've never felt before. (Andrew Edgerton)


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Strange one liner

It is not talking but walking that will bring us to heaven. (Matthew Henry)


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short funny jokes

People who are often in a hurry imagine they are energetic, when in most cases they are simply inefficient. (Sydney J. Harris)


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short one liners

A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals.


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Quick one liner

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.


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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. (Abraham Lincoln)


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I have discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most of us work 5 days a week, and the government spends 7.


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Bizarre one liner

He is not ready to lose a minute of his life, but he's ready to lose his life in a minute.



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