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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 271

 

Famous joke

He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. (Abraham Lincoln)


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Believe in miracles, but don't depend on them.


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one liner joke

I can get more out of God by believing Him for one minute than by shouting at Him all night. (Smith Wigglesworth)


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men one liners

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.


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adult one liners

Refusing to have an opinion is a way of having one.


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Quick one liner

Humor to a man is like a feather pillow.


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one liners jokes

Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.


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Strange one liner

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. (Eleanor Roosevelt)


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Bizarre joke

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.


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short joke

Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you.



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