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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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Hilarious one liner

Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it.


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offensive one liners

All sunshine makes a desert.


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humorous one liners

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.


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Bizarre one liner

There are three things extremely hard; steel, a diamond and to know ones self.


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Famous joke

An inch of time cannot be bought by an inch of gold. (Chinese proverb)


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funny one liners

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.


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Best short joke

Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.


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men one liners

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. (Dale Carnegie)


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short naughty jokes

Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!


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one liner joke

A signature always reveals a man's character... and sometimes even his name.



 

 

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