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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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I don't like where this syllogism is going.


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If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. (Bette Davis)


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short sms jokes

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. (Doug Larson)


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Silly Jokes

Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age. (John Dryden)


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clean jokes one liners

Heroes and winners aren't the same thing.


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Famous quip

Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it.


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Quick one liner

Love: the only game that two can play and both can win.


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clean short jokes

When God allows a burden to be put upon you, He will put His arms underneath you to help you carry it.


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best one liners jokes

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.


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