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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 183

 

silly one liners

All of us are God's creatures... just some are more creature than others.


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Unusual one liner

It is not against the law to be stupid, but it is stupid to be against the law.


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one liner joke

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management. (Scott Adams)


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short sick jokes

Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.


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clean one liners

It is risky not to take risk. If you don't take risk, risk will take you. (Archbishop Benson A. Idahosa - Nigeria)


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steven wright one liners

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. (Herman Melville)


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funny one liners

When they are hatched, matched and dispatched.


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short rude jokes

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.


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short jokes

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. (Elbert Hubbard)


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Strange one liner

If we don't control our money, it will control us.



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