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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

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God's will will not lead you where His grace cannot keep you.


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There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. (French proverb)


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The only thing worse than an ignorant man is an ignorant man with a bible.


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We see things not as they are, but as we are.


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It is a good thing God chose me before I was born,


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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.


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You can't do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)


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Repentance is sorrow for the deed..not for getting caught.


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Under capitalism man exploits man. Under socialism it's just the opposite. (Anon)


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funny one liner

Don't tell God how big your problems are...tell your problems how big your God is.



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