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A selection of hilarious one liner jokes and quotes - Probably the funniest one liner jokes and quotes on the Internet

Funny One Liners - 20

 

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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on.


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If raindrops were kisses, I would send you a storm. (Natasha Isabelle)


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snappy one liners

Love is the only capable force of transforming an enemy into a friend.


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Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.


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Quick Quote

Shake hands with many, but give your heart to one.


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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.


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Bizarre quip

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.


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Strange joke

We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. (University of Cambridge Professor Robert Silensky)


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the best one liner

A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can't do anything but together can decide that nothing can be done.


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A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings.



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